"my pet"
Help me

i’ve been choosing Lolita over having orgasms

I literally

make the conscious decision not to masturbate at night simply so i can keep reading this God forsaken novel

sun-moon-and-talia:

Ah, I see this film has a villain in it. Excellent choice. Now, if you’ll excuse me I’m off to completely ignore their characterisation and compare this new villain to every other villain that has appeared before them, even if their only similarity is that they are both morally corrupt. Never mind the extent of which, or their own personal code, or their motivations or mannerisms or actions…

Nope. Every villain ever is exactly the same.

i can’t believe i literally am going to be graded on a thousand word essay about why i’m such a picky eater and how it affects my health

gel-du-cerveau:

naughty-chekov replied to your post “just had very weird mental image of drunk Liz singing Peacock note to…”

ah heckie

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naughty-chekov: theo likes to just get anna new pretty dresses like at random and one day she opened her bedroom door and there was like 20 dresses on her bed and she was like "theo ilu but we need to talk this is getting excessive"

gel-du-cerveau:

Theo: …so you want me to stop giving you dresses?

Anna: Wha- I- I didn’t say that!

Theo: You like dresses and I like giving you dresses. I’m not sure what the problem is here.

Anna: There’s too many!

hermitlikecrab: Assassin Anna and Templar Hans. This really makes their romance complicated and star-crossed doesn't it? Especially since Hans is a stupid jerk and Anna probably will have to kill him.

gel-du-cerveau:

I remember doodling something about that a while back

maybe he should follow Ed’s example and forget about the whole family business of world domination and everything

please don’t it gets really good later and the first ep of the next season resolves it all c’mon tia u know u wanna keep going

i personally am not ever going to forgive her for that

i hate buffy a lot right now idc what you’ve been through you don’t just fucking leave the people who care about you without saying a word to them.

fuck you

im stopping, i refuse to watch any more episodes

AU WHWERE THIS DOESN’T FUCKIGN HAPPEN AND ANGEL DOESN’ DIE ALONE AND CONFUSED AND I’M NOT IN EMOTIONAL PAIN

FUCK

FUCK EVERYTHING

WHY